Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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