it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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