Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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