you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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