well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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