Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
ttyl tear gas
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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