am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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