That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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