Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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