Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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