Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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