Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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