Buhtt sex?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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