do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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