she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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