i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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