my vag is so smooth its legendary
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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