You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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