she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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