I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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