ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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