We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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