even my farts smell like vagina
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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