Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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