closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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