I should be sponsored by Trojan
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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