i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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