its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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