I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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