wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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