I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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