K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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