I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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