Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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