Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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