if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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