Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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