Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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