We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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