I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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