it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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