ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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FUCK WHALES
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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