Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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