I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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