I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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