he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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