One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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