Who wears a wallet chain?!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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