This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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