Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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